but i like you

him: you don't watch House?
me: nope.
him: that surprises me. of anyone, I thought you would love it because he is witty and he hates people.
me: just like me!
him: yes. except for the witty part.
me: i hate you.

my favorite IM convo ever

him: herro
me: que pasa?
him: asian hello
me: mexican what's up