I had a Japanese intern once; I asked him to get some supplies and he never came back. In the end I went to look for him and he jumped out waving his arms and shouted "SUPPLIES!"
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me...
The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated....
He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen today I get hundat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller says "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white guys too"
....LOL...hope that wasn't too racy for your more innocent readers!!!...
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HA, HA, HA... I like this one:
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line.
Just one guy in front of me...
The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated....
He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen today I get hundat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller says "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white guys too"
....LOL...hope that wasn't too racy for your more innocent readers!!!...
Here is one of my new favorites..
Why isn't Mexico in the Olympics?
Because every Mexican athlete that could swim, jump, and sprint already crossed the border.
lol...
'whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a white trash bag? one is white, plastic & harmful to children and the other is just a trash bag'
I will be in Vegas from 12/17-28th. WE MUST find a time to go line dancing together!!! Yeehaw! Miss YOU! <3
I wasn't going to comment, because I don't have a funny joke to add, but that is hilarious my friend.
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