you want a post? i'll give you a post!

i kind of love you all right now (well, those of you who commented on my last post). i am sorry for depriving you posts for so long (thereby also depriving you of my wit and... well, whatever else it is you come here for). i now present you with some of the random things that have been happening in my life and in my head for the last little while:

my laptop had to go to the hospital for a few weeks and i'm still a bit panicky about it. i may or may not (may) be addicted to the internet so having no access to it at home is quite unsettling. but it's not just the internet that i miss. i am also unable to upload photos (and there are some good ones to be seen) or listen to music at home. it's horrible. at least i have my work computer and can stay connected to the world during the day. tho... i'm not getting any work done at work because i'm too busy internetting. oh well.

god saw fit to bless me with a lot of hair. i have more hair on my head than 10 average heads combined. i've always been grateful for that. but along with blessing me with a lot of hair on my head, god also blessed (cursed?) me with thick eyebrows, arm hair, leg hair and... well, i'll stop there. so, i got my arms waxed today (sister you would be proud). i got tired of having man hair on my arms. it hurt (surprise, surprise) but not as bad as i'd expected it to. now my arms are silky smooth and it's kind of tripping me out a bit. they don't even look like my arms anymore.
i'd show you my before/after photos but, like i said, can't get them off my camera for a few more weeks. anyway, i kept thinking about the jerry seinfeld bit about women, waxing and spiders:

I will never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

that's just how it is!

i am so in love with neil from sytycd. he's like your friend's hot little brother that you'd feel no guilt about making out with. i requested him as a friend on myspace. haha! i'm so going to put him in my top eight as soon as he accepts me. i voted for him last night. it was the first time i've ever voted for anyone on sytycd. that might be surprising considering how much i blog about sytycd. in fact... i think he warrants a photo. here's the one tif sent me this morning.
nevermind the fact that he looks like he's walking a little like bigfoot here. he's still hot without his shirt on. swoon...

and speaking of hot guys... is it weird that i think bubba sparxxx is kinda hot too? yeah. it's weird. oh well.

and speaking of bubba... i'm feeling like a gangsta thug princess today for some reason. here's my current playlist:
Let's Go - Trick Daddy
Oh Timbaland - Timbaland
Some Cut - Trillville & Cutty
Ms New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx, Mr ColliPark & Ying Yang Twins
Get Low - Lil John & The East Side Boyz
anyone else got any suggestions??

warning: this is the point in this post where you'll want to stop reading if you're a) my dad or b) someone who doesn't want to know about my new bra.

ok. i admit it. i'm totally obsessed with my breasts. i'd show you a photo but there's that whole computer problem and the fact that i don't think it's a good idea to posts photos of my breasts on my blog... though that might up my male readership. hmm...
anyway. here's the story. i bought some sweet new jackets at the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale (that weren't on sale... doh!) because not only were they totally cute but they made my boobs look great. i wore one of them to church the following sunday, looked down and thought, "dang. my boobs look good... but i'll bet they could look better!" so the next day i set off to victoria's secret (i love vics) in search of a new push up bra. i'd never considered a push up before since i'm a fairly well endowed C cup so i never thought it necessary. well assets aren't really assets unless you know how to use them and girls- i now know how to use them! mwuhaha! thanks to my new adjustable cleavage bra (always on the tightest setting for me *wink*) i'm pretty sure i could take over the world or at least bring all the straight men into submission.