Definitely a monday morning...

i couldn't get out of bed this morning. i slept in until 9:15. i didn't get to work until 10am. but bossman is out of town so who cares? not that him being at the office would have made me get to work on time.
anyway... it's totally monday morning and the thing i like to do least on monday morning is work. so i'm doing this instead. try it if you like. the idea is to google the phrase "(your name) wants..." and see what comes up. here's what happened when i googled "christy wants"

• Christy wants to see if there is a large, demographic pattern between race and governance changes by taking the quantitative approach. yes, yes... this issue has plagued me for ages... btw, i have no idea what 'governance' means. and when in doubt, always go with the quantitative approach.
  
• Christy wants more photos. true. i love photos. especially photos of myself.
  
• Christy wants to help, but now she sees her stalker, he's coming for her. happens alllll the time... so annoying.
  
• Christy wants to be like Jenna. so, so, so not true.
  
• Christy wants to wrestle. wrestle? not so much... wrastle? oh yeah!
  
• Christy wants to get even with Kip, she should marry him. marriage is always the best revenge, i say.
  
• Christy wants to pass the exam. truer words were never spoken. my results should be in the mail in 3 weeks!
  
• Christy wants to play. simply stated and always the truth.
  
• Christy wants a bath. but i'm too lazy to clean my bathtub.
  

and finally...

• Christy wants a millionaire, a miracle in the rain. i think barry manilow can see straight into my soul. all i've ever wanted is a millionaire.