The Strip Club Epidemic

This may be the greatest sports article I've ever read, mostly because it's just dripping with sarcasm and I love me some sarcasm. The article is entitled "The Strip Club Epidemic" and discusses the problems that a lot of professional athletes have gotten into in correlation with strip clubs. Here's my favorite paragraph:

Contrary to the theory that athletes don't like playing on artificial surfaces, strippers have become the drug of choice for the sporting set.

So great. Although the author takes a tongue-in-cheek approach to the problem he makes it pretty clearly that it is indeed a problem. I have a lot of thoughts swimming in my head about the whole porn issue. I think I finally realized how serious and dangerous it is and it scares me. But, what I have to say about it is a different post for a different day. As for now, enjoy the sarcasm.